Praying to Beets and Mangos
When praying to Beets and Mangos, ensure that you use a 4 inch candle lit by a stick from a young fir tree. Prayers consist of having your thumbs extended, hands joined, elbows touching, and repeating Beets and Mangos make my brain think snow...think snow...think snow...
Only 6th grade girls may belong. 7th graders pray to pineapples.
posted by Jrudkis @ 10:10 PM
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Being a Woodbury grad stuck in the psychological netherworld between the 6th and 7th grades and a senior at the prestigious Rowan U., (cut the laughter, Army boy), I'm offended by a great deal of your website. Mostly, it's the "7th graders pray to pineapples" assertion. We like blueberries mashed with bananas so our poop is blue and creamy.
On a serious note, it's good to read the opinion of another non-conservative, non-liberal. I was beginning to think I was nuts. Have an extremely tolerant and Biblical weekend, J.
Tim!!
Thanks. Good to hear I am not alone.
It was only 7th grade girls who prayed to the pineapples. I agree boys prayed to blueberries and bananas. Thank god for high fiber cereal, or I would still be constipated.
My daughter's school registration asked for "special religious instructions," so I wrote that she prays to beets and mangos. My daughter wanted to have some level of proof that this is a real religion to show her teacher if she was asked, so I posted our instructions.
Previously I had posted that Einstein had invented color, and before that the world was black and white, which she took to her science teacher.
Oddly, the science teacher said I was incorrect...
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