AP New York:
The recent reported airplane crash of New York pitcher Cory Lidle into another New York high rise has reignited speculation about the governmental procedures involved in 9/11.
Scholars for 9/11 Truth immediately seized upon the incident as proof that a nefarious governmental plot was behind the crash, and 9/11.
According to one member, Kevin Barrett of the University of Wisconsin, this incident is the nail in the coffin for all doubters of the governmental conspiracy. Says Barrett: "No knowledgeable person believes that there were 3000 bodies involved in the 9/11 incident. Our government is too concerned about using people to simply kill them. They are all alive, and using their various skills to undermine democracy. Do you think it is an accident that so many global economy whores disappeared at once?"
Further speculation about the accident came from US Marshals, who lamented the manner in which a pitcher disappeared in NYC. The Marshals, who are responsible for the Witness Protection Program, seemed dismayed that such a prominent pitcher was taken in the proximity of the 9/11 attacks. According to one Marshall, on the condition of anonymity, "it hardly seems fair to take a Yankee pitcher in his prime."
Former members of the US Marshals explained to the AP that under recently developed rules, 9/11 community members can only draft from similarly situated people. In all the years of the Witness Protection Program, nowhere near the 3,000 people involved in 9/11 have entered the "community." However, it seems that actual gangsters are better at softball than econ geeks, and the 9/11 team was at a marked disadvantage. It appears that the 9/11 team was looking for a new fastball pitcher, to even the odds next spring. Everyone knows about the Federal Agency addiction to softball tournaments, and it is no surprise that the newcomer to the league is seeking additional manpower.
Barrett leaped on this assertion to show that if Federal agencies will go to this level of conspiracy to win a softball tournament, they will stop at nothing for global control of markets. Barrett did acknowledge, however, that for many federal employees, softball tournaments take precedence over national goals and security.
Whitehouse spokesman Tony Snow was not available for comment.
4 Comments:
I'm testing your comments. They have been subject to your approval and never show up.
Apparently they work again. I don't have a comment to make, but I'll be sure to make one when I do.
It seems comments I tried to make in the past have now surfaced on older posts. Did you do something?
Yeah, I had changed it to allow me to edit replies, but I thought it meant I could delete the copey ads that people sometimes post. It turns out that I was supposed to review them before they could be posted, but I had no alerts set up to tell me there were posts. SO I turned that whole thing off.
Post a Comment
<< Home