Hugging: More Dangerous Gateway than Pot
Hugging may be harmless by itself...but it is a gateway affectionate activity that leads to harder affectionate activity. Every baby started with hugging. If we prevent the hugging, the unwanted pregnancies will be reduced.
Pot, on the other hand, is only the gateway to twinkies..Twinkies don't get you pregnant, they just make you look that way...
Do you want your kids pregnant? Shouldn't we concentrate on stopping this activity rather than twinkie sales?
Hugging, can be attributed to being the gateway to 98% of all unwanted pregnancies and therefore abortions in America: Hugging = infanticide.
Pass national legislation now to stop the hugging!
posted by Jrudkis @ 10:10 AM
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You've cast a great shadow of doubt on the "Hugs, Not Drugs" campaign.
That is really pretty funny. I think I am going to steal it, but you should have a blog...
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